Kangaroos on parade

So help you God, and so help THEM God. Please don’t die laughing when you read this. Proceed at your own risk. You have been warned. Now off to the country of Kangaroostan, with the trial of President Milosevic. My comments will be in [CAPS AND BRACKETS]. Every line of the transcript is numbered that’s why there is a number before each line. This is a partial transcript from this very month (March of 2005)


JUDGE KWON: Mr. Milosevic, it's not clear from the document
7 itself who compiled this paragraph, from where. So you can call a witness
8 who is able to answer these kind of questions, which no doubt will
9 strengthen your case.
10 JUDGE BONOMY: And probably one witness could cover all the
11 binders by telling us how this job was done. Otherwise, we're left to
12 fish around and try to -- and indeed we would be required to speculate to
13 some extent, which is inappropriate.


[OK, HERE ONE OF THE JUDGES SUGGESTS THAT IT WOULD BE BETTER TO ESTABLISH GREATER SOURCE OF THE INFORMATION SUBMITTED]


14 THE ACCUSED: [Interpretation] I find this very useful what you've
15 been saying now, because it's obvious that importance is not being
16 attached to substance. It is the form that counts, to give it an
17 acceptable form.


[HERE THE ACCUSED HAS CAUGHT THE COURT NAPPING AND HOLDS THEM BY THEIR WORD TO GIVE THEM EXACTLY WHAT THEY ASKED FOR: MORE SUBSTANCE AND SUPPORT TO THE DOCUMENTS – AS TRANSLATED TO MORE WITNESSES AND MORE TIME THAT HE WOULD NEED TO COMPLY WITH THEIR REQUEST]


18 Mr. Kwon, you opened this book now, Terrorist Acts by Albanian
19 Terrorists and Terrorist Groups in Kosovo and Metohija, documents in
20 evidence from the 1st of January, 1998 to the 10th of June, 1999. All of
21 this information is supplied by official authorities. Then I also opened
22 the first book about NATO crimes --
23 JUDGE ROBINSON: Mr. Milosevic, the passage to which Judge Kwon
24 refers, there is nothing there to say how it was compiled. You cannot
25 yourself give evidence. I've told you that before. There's absolutely


[NOW THE JUDGES BEGIN TO SUSPECT SOMETHING IS POSSIBLY WRONG SO THEY TRY TO RE-CLARIFY THEIR POINT AND LIMIT THE DAMAGE]


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1 nothing on that page to show where that information came from, and that's
2 the point that Judge Kwon is making, and Judge Bonomy.


[NOW THE JUDGES FELL INTO THEIR OWN TRAP, AND HAVE TO CONFIRM THAT THE ACCUSED WILL PROVIDE EXACTLY WHAT THEY ASKED FOR – A THOUSAND TIMES OVER]


3 THE ACCUSED: [Interpretation] Very well. Very well. You're going
4 to get all of these books, all of these documents as a separate exhibit
5 with court reports. There's going to be several thousand of them, and
6 then we're going to look at them, because you yourselves insist on it. I
7 assume that you're going to give me sufficient time for it.
8 JUDGE ROBINSON: If you wish to be silly, that's your business,
9 but don't waste the time of the Court.
10 JUDGE BONOMY: Behaviour like a spoiled child is quite
11 inappropriate in a forum such as this.


[THE JUDGES REALISE THEY HAVE BEEN OUTSMARTED AND OUTPLAYED BY THIS BRILLIANT MAN – WHO WILL NEVER RECEIVE ANY CREDIT FOR FIGHTING A ONE MAN WAR AGAINST A WHOLE MACHINERY SLANTED TO STACK THE DECK AGAINST HIM – SO THE COURT DOES WHAT ANY OTHER SPOILED CHILD WILL DO – THEY CRY, AND CALL HIM NAMES!]


12 JUDGE ROBINSON: We are discussing an important matter of the
13 weight that we will be able to attach to these thousands of pages, and the
14 point is that we will be able to attach little weight to it if we don't
15 know how it was compiled. So there's no point behaving in this silly
16 fashion. I will not tolerate it.


[LAST ATTEMPT OF DAMAGE CONTROL BY ROBINSON (NOT CRUSOE by Willen DeFoe – BUT EQUALLY LOST]


17 JUDGE KWON: I think court-assigned counsel or the associate can
18 assist you in this matter.
19 [Trial Chamber confers]
20 JUDGE ROBINSON: We'll mark these documents for identification,
21 and the Court advises Mr. Milosevic to produce a witness who can give
22 credible testimony as to how the information in these documents was
23 compiled.


[THE JUDGES REALISE THEY HAVE BEEN OUTPLAYED AND CAN NO LONGER CONTROL THE DAMAGE TO THEIR OWN CREDIBILITY AS THIS TESTIFIES TO THEIR STUPIDITY – YES IT IS POSSIBLE TO FINISH LAW SCHOOL BUT REMAIN STUPID – THIS STUPID.]


24 Do you have any further questions of this witness?
25 THE ACCUSED: [Interpretation] Of course I have more questions


[SO THE ACCUSED STEAMROLLS THROUGH AND THROUGH, GARNERING MORE POINTS AND MORE ADMIRATION, HIS UNDERPRIVILIDGED CONDITION NOT WITHSTANDING]


If you’re not dead from laughter by now, you can re-read this to your friends and/or people going to Law School.

Iliya Pavlovich