Rumsfeld Tries to Poison the POPE!!!

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Rumor has it that this dastardly deed was to enable him to get his cluthches on the Popemobile.

Rummy dare not face American troops again until he has acquired such a secure, heavily-armored vehicle.

The only apparent effect that the massive dose of poison had on the Pope was to perk him up a little.