How many pirates does it take to change a lightbulb: YARRRRRR!!!!!!!

How many ninjas does it take to change a lightbulb: Ninjas work best in the dark....

there will be a pirate ninja street fight
Attention Pirates, Ninjas, Anarchists, Anti-Authoritarians, Activists, Protesters, Crusties, Punks, and other cool folk in the Northeastern US

Pirate Ninja musical street fight/riot: A call to action

For hundreds of years, deep within the anarchist struggles throughout the world, a silent battle has been raging. But no more can we take this silence. The time has come to stand up, speak out, and fight for what we believe. We refuse to be intimidated into silence. We refuse to be invisible. We are sowing the seeds of a liberated future. We are pirates and ninjas, and the time has come for us to battle each other. Let's make history. November 8th: pirates, ninjas, swords, nunchucks, imaginary parrots and so much more. And why not do it as a dance? Why can't we perfectly choreograph our constant chants and marches? When we dance in the streets we would get more attention from everyone if it was full of impressive dance moves and jaunty singing! Come one come all, and see what a real "Off-Broadway" musical battle can be! (SUPERTWINKLE)

This street fight is about taking back our lives and our dance skills. Fuck the corporatization of art, music, dance, and beauty. Fuck the capitalist control of fun. We're taking to the streets to dance for our lives, and fight for our right to party. We're reclaiming public space for ourselves, for the people. We're fighting privitization and rocking out at the same time.

Why November 8th:
Why not? Every year we battle the state on someone else's terms. At mass mobilization after mass mobilization we take the streets to stop their meetings, or disrupt their police state. We don't need them. We don't need their dates. State smashing is a year round activity. What's it gonna be? Will you take to the streets anywhere, anytime, to change things?
ps- november 8th, may also be louse's birthday. no one knows for sure. shhh security culture!

Where: Lafayette Park, Washington Dc (closest to MacPherson Square on Orange/Blue line)
When: 4 pm rally and 5pm fight until the state is smashed and either the pirates or ninjas are triumphant.

What to Bring:
Costumes, drums, anything to make noise, pirate or ninja props, vegan candy,

What not to bring:
your inhibitions, cops, real weapons (or other things to get you hardcore arrested),

How many pirates does it take to change a lightbulb: YARRRRRR!!!!!!!

How many ninjas does it take to change a lightbulb: Ninjas work best in the dark....

for more information about getting involved contact piratesvninjas (at) yahoo.com
email us if you're interested so we can organize this, we promise to respond

P.S. Radical Cheerleaders would be much appreciated to help with choreographing dance moves. Thanks!



Endorsers:
Hot Dog Bloc
The Harpies
Louse
a couple travelin kids
the entire state of nebraska
Most of eastern indiana
pirates and ninjas across the world
Koala's empowered twinkle
Rose Riot
Speedy Donut Squad
Crust or Bust
Crusty Punks everywhere

Who has not Endorsed:
ANSWER (the IAC)
the commies
the United States government
the entire state of nebraska
ISO
most of eastern indiana
Jeb Bush
the cops
Dick Cheney's dog
that stupid capitalist pirate
that punkass loser ninja that pisses on people's couches
Crustists
David Rovics
The Organization
Yahoo!
ClearChannel

Hell yes we're serious. We'll be there, in full gear, ready for good state smashin times.