TWISTED PHOTO LINK COLLECTION
for April 10, 2004

Bush on the Campaign Trail

Unaccumstomed to having dissenters closer than 1,000 yards, Bush was unable to cope when a heckler shouted at him in Georgia. The audience was stunned when G.W. burst into tears and screamed "MOMMY!!!!!"
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Ever imaginative, the White House Press office described this Bush audience in Arkansas as "warm" and "enthusiastic."
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This week when confronted by reporters about the lack of economic progress in Afghanistan, Bush countered that an ambitious agricultural undertaking has been initiated, as well as an aggressive export plan.
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W.....for "Weirdo".?...or possibly "Weasel"? How about "Witless"? "Warmongering?" "Waste-of-space"?
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In a desperate effort to distract the public from Iraq, Bush performed a lively version of "Happy Days are Here Again," at a North Carolina community college, backed by the Baptist Ladies Auxiliary Song and Dance Troup,
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In a follow up to the NC show, Bush appeared at an obscure college in West VA, where, in response to a question about Iraq, he sang a rousing rendition "Onward Christian Soldiers."
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Bush thought the questions wouldn't be that tough at South Arkansas Community College, but he was really stumped when someone asked him to explain how he planned to pay for his tax cuts.
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"I figure these community college people will believe anything I tell 'em! Course under my real plan they're all gonna end up at Wal-Mart, but don't tell em that!"
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Even Karl Rove thought Bush had gone too far when, for a photo op, he had himself brought into a fund-raising dinner in a giant star-covered box, from which he leapt with a shout of "Surprise!"
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General Abizaid: "Yes, I realize you'd rather be playing M1 Tank Commander or Tomb Raider, but at least TRY to make this look like a real meeting!"
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A while back at Camp David...Putin listens as Bush explains his Iraq strategy
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Elsewhere....

"Ah, c''mon! Can't you just let a few little old lies go by?"
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Street hawker: "Come and get your signed dictator photos! I've got Saddam, Bush, Blair, Sharon and Berslusconi - collect the whole set! Come and get your signed dictator photos!"
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Where US troops are having to get their body armor....
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"Hey, at least my heart beats without mechanical help and I'm not missing any brain cells - which is more than I can say for the opposition team!"
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AND NOW ON A MORE SERIOUS NOTE....

Here are some Underreported Stories in photos and outstanding images

Greenpeace protests forest destruction
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Japan debuts fuel cell vehicles
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Kenyan woman wins international environmental justice prize
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The real reason Bush increased NASA's budget: Space bombers
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Woman awaits news of miners trapped in Siberian gas explosion
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Breathtaking beauty in Okinawa
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The eyeball people...this display seemed like it could be used effectively as a protest against the Ashcroft justice department!
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Mirroring a grim reality
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