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How To Save The World In 45 Minutes; A Letter To George W. Bush And The US Congress
A letter to BUSH.
To Whom It May Concern:
I've been looking around a lot lately, discovering things on my own, researching, analyzing, etc. I've come to one conclusion... There are many problems in the world today which cannot be solved at this time through conventional means. Something MUST be done about these problems. They're terrible problems of a cataclysmic nature. Luckily enough for you, I've used my great gift of intellect and come up with a great solution to all of your problems. Through a careful thought-process, I've come to one conclusion about how TO solve them all. Some may call me "crazy," and yet others may simply call me "stupid." Whatever they wish to call me, have it be known that this is the ONLY intelligent solution to the problems we're facing.
Over the course of the passed couple of decades, we've started to see an increase in the extinction of animal species. So far, all of our efforts to stop this process of destruction have failed. We place species on the "endangered" and "protected" lists, but this often does nothing to stop them from being added to a long list of "extinct" species. Perhaps the easiest solution here would be to wipe them all out. Wipe out all species at once. Without any species, we won't have to worry about any of them going extinct in the future. This can be achieved one simple way - a NUCLEAR war! IF we nuke the ENTIRE planet, there will be no more species to become extinct.
One other and possibly more obvious major problem facing us in the world of humans today is HIV, the virus that causes AIDS. Along with a handful of other deadly, incurable viruses, it is wreaking havoc and killing people, left and right. Once again, our problem can simply be solved by a quick, clean nuclear war. If we blast everything to millions of degrees Fahrenheit, no virus would dare show its' face again.
To confound the loss of life by AIDS and other deadly viruses, many people of the world live in poverty. Day in and day out, they starve, wasting away to nothing. Many of these people seem to be children, which is a damn shame, if you ask me. However, I THINK, like with the other problems, a couple of strategically placed nuclear warheads should do the trick. If there's no more people, there can't be any more hunger, right?
And, if you think THOSE problems were scary, think about the armies of evil. Right now, there are terrorist armies and state-supported armies (some of them might be terrorist-related) being trained around the world. Terrorism and subsequent war a SCARY fact of life in the 21st century on Earth. Perhaps so scary that people are afraid to leave their homes. Evil governments sometimes use their "armies" to enslave people, and to put down democratic movements. If we all got together and nuked each other, there would be no more armies. The president will have won his war on terrorism and cataclysmically brought about world peace at the same time.
I do hope this idea is given serious debate in the Senate and The House, as it, at this time, seems to be the best possibility to end all of the troubles of the world. Though I'm not sure that the pompous, spoiled politicians would be bold enough to take such drastic, helpful action at this time. They all seem to be living it up on their newfound fame of starting a war and "ending terrorism." In fact, I'd go so far as to say that they've forgotten about the other problems mentioned in this essay/letter.
I'm writing this as a concerned US citizen. I only hope that when this is received, it's well received, and given serious thought as to being put into action.
Sincerely,
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