WINCHESTER FAMILY REUNION! Please call 313.529.1993 as much as possible and ask for Arthur Winchester. Call all the time but make sure to call between noon and 4 pm east coast time. You see, its the Winchester family reunion, but Arthur accidentally gave out the wrong number to all his family and friends! Now they've got the whole Winchester bunch calling the nazis putting on a shite power show in Detroit 'cause grandma, uncle Butterfingers, the twins, and even crazy ol' cousin Merle are lost in Detroit! Can you say "mayhem"? Be sure to call 313.529.1993 and get the directions to the family reunion! Call often, actually no .. call constantly. They never sleep so call at all hours, be safe use pay phones, they may even accept collect calls!