Many leftist organizations, especially those who sponsor or engage in
work in other countries offer special programs that they refer to as
“delegations.” These organizations range
from Central America solidarity organizations to spiritual community
organizations. Going on a delegation can bring you in contact
with many people and situations that you would never encounter by being
a simple tourist or by traveling on business. This aspect of
participating in a delegation can be rewarding. However,
there is a dark side to the delegation gimmick and this essay seeks to
make leftists aware of this dark side. My intention is not to
discourage participation in delegations. On the contrary, my
intention is to make volunteers more knowledgeable about the process
they are participating in. I feel compelled to do this
because I believe most delegations are handled in a deceitful and
manipulative way. If you are aware of this beforehand, you
will be better prepared to put your experiences into perspective and to
better understand the people who are responsible for you when you are
in a foreign land under their control.
I have been on several delegations with both solidarity organizations
and spiritual organizations. I have seen the delegation
process both as participant and as an insider within an organization
that offers delegations. What I have learned is not very
pleasant. For the most part, these delegations are volunteer examples
of the classic “bait and switch” technique used by
unethical businesses.
When you read the information provided to you by an organization
sponsoring delegations you will invariably read about how the
delegation is a learning experience and how you will be brought in
contact with real people suffering sad realities. This is
true, but not in the way you will perceive it. Yes, it will
be a learning experience. Everything in life is a learning
experience. Just walking down the street is a learning
experience. Only in this case, you will learn
exactly what it is that the sponsoring organization wants you to
learn. For example, you will not be free to experience the
reality in your destination country exactly as it really is.
Instead, you will be herded together as a delegation and led through a
sequence of short encounters with preselected individuals who will
repeat scripts they have repeated dozens of times before.
They will do this not because they want to educate you, but because you
are there and they need your time occupied for the length of your stay.
Now, at first this sounds silly, but it is not. If you
understand the real reason that delegations exist, then the fact that
everyone you meet on the delegation has met you to while away your time
will come as no surprise. The key to understanding the
delegation gimmick is this: delegations are about money and only
money. That's the whole truth. The only reason
these organizations provide the “opportunity” to
participate in a delegation is that delegations are big money
earners. If the sponsoring organization could just debit your
bank account at will, there would be no delegations.
OK, so you've agreed to go on a delegation. You will be told
either to pay for your own transportation directly or you will be told
that your transportation is included in the fee you pay for the
delegation. Whether the fee included transportation or not,
it will definitely include the cost of meals and lodging. One
particular Central America solidarity organization also requires that
you provide them with some large figure that they call your
“spending money.” Now, here is what will
happen with this money.
You will find out that your lodging is cramped. Other
delegates will be crammed into the same room you are staying
in. The room will probably be in one of the worst hotels
available. It was chosen not for your security but for
price. Consequently, your lodging will be incredibly cheap
for the sponsoring organization. This cheap lodging price
will not be reflected in the fee you pay for the delegation.
You may imagine that you are paying about $30 dollars per night for
lodging, but you are really paying about $5.00 per night for
lodging. As for food, an attempt will be made to
skip some meals along the way. When food is provided, it will
be inadequate and you will be pressured to consume as little as
possible. The reason for this is that all of the money that
can be shaved off of your fee will be divided between the sponsoring
organization and the groups you visit in the foreign country.
The goal is to progressively switch those funds you think you paid for
food and lodging with nothing. The consequence is a large sum
of unspent money which will then be appropriated by the sponsoring
organization.
I mentioned that one Central America solidarity group also wants you to
hand over a few hundred dollars in spending money. That
money, you will be told, is to be held by your group leader.
At the end of the delegation, you will expect to get that money back
because, rather than spending the “spending money”
they took from you, you spent additional money you had in your
pocket. Of course, you could have asked your group's leader
to give you some of that spending money, but he or she would have told
you that is would be better to hold it for later in case some
unexpected necessary expense presented itself. That being the
case, you spent money money you never thought you'd need to
spend. At the end of the delegation, you will be asked to
donate that mandatory spending money, now held by your group leader,
over to one of the organizations you are visiting in the foreign
country. When you say, “actually, I need that
spending money I lent you and did not use”, they will tell
you, “We were so sure you would agree to donate it that we
already gave it to them.” Put simply, they will
steal your spending money. They intended to steal it all
along. You were deceived.
If you are the typical leftist, you dream that when visiting these
organizations overseas, you might find some meaningful way to
participate in their mission. Perhaps you imagine that by
making these contacts, you will have the opportunity to help out
directly, in person, someday. For the most part, this is
exactly what the sponsoring organization does not want to see
happen. All they want is your money. If you
directly participate, you take away from them the opportunities you are
funding. You see, the members and officers of your sponsoring
organization want to do these very same things you are dreaming about
and the whole purpose of dragging you down there is to extract enough
money from you to pay for THEIR dream of directly assisting these
causes THEMSELVES. For the sponsoring organization, you are
nothing more than a meal ticket. The same thing hold true for
the individuals and organizations you meet when in the field.
Now that you know this, you can go on delegations and control the
situation in a way that prevents your sponsor from exploiting
you. Here are my tips for taking full advantage of the
experience of going on a delegation.
- Find out where
your delegation will be lodging you. Use the
Internet to find a better hotel nearby. Book reservations at the better
hotel and just kiss the lodging part of your fee goodbye. When you
arrive, take a look at your room and tell the sponsors, “Are
you fucking kidding me? I'm not going to stay in this
dump!” Tell them that you're getting a room
somewhere else. (Alternatively, say nothing and slip out in
the evening to go to your better hotel). Ask them what time
everyone is meeting up in the morning and then go to your better hotel
and stay there.
- When you go to a restaurant
with the group, order whatever you want to eat and then offer to pay
the difference above the average cost of a meal.
- Before you go, do some
research. Make a list of the organizations or individuals you
would like to meet while you're in the foreign country.
Contact them. Tell them you'll be in the country on a
delegation and arrange to meet them. Leave your delegation
when things get boring and visit the organization you really want to
meet with.
- Whenever possible, talk with
people you are not introduced to.
- If you are single and
looking, go out to a club some night whether your sponsors like it or
not. If they decide to kick you off the delegation for it, who
cares? You already have your own hotel room and you probably
have your return tickets. You might form a friendship with a
local person and that will give you a reason to come back again in the
future (without a delegation). In my case, doing this led to
marriage.
- Consider the fee to be your
donation to the organization. That's all they really care
about anyway. If you can let them keep all of the fee while
not getting in their hair, they probably won't care.
- Remember that organization
you picked yourself (number 3 above)? That is the
organization you want to engage, in person, in the future.
After all, if they met with you and you have something to offer them,
they will let you know. Unlike the organizations you are
assigned by the delegation to see, you are not a piece of meat they are
processing.
- Finally, and this is
essential to pulling this off, when some whining politically correct
android from the sponsoring organization tell you that she would rather
see you donate all this additional money you are spending to her
organization, just tell her to “fuck off” and don't
feel bad about it. After all, she is part of a deception to
extract money from you for her future use. In fact, a part of
all of the individual fees paid for her trip. You owe her nothing.
Have fun!