SDAC Spokescouncil: Wednesday, March 18th 5:30PM, Mount Pleasant Library and Friday March 20th, 5PM, 25th and P Streets NW Dupont Circle

Interviewer: So, I understand your little group(1) has a meeting coming up?

Alberto Tucci: It's not really a meeting, more a spokescouncil(2) of sorts, March 18th at Mt. Pleasant Library and March 20th in Dupont Circle at the P Street Beach, in the one place you might want to play miniature golf.

I: Are you a mini-golf troupe as well?

AT: Not so much, although various members have been known to venture into this sort of activity.(3)

I: Did you hear the Turf in Silver Spring was taken up?

AT: It is there in spirit. It shows the government has little concern for public spaces. This is why we have to meet at the P Street beach. We may want to play mini-golf and remember our golfing desires.

I: Tell us what you are about?

AT: In theory we are a collage of anarchists, self-described, you see, and we have a hankering for personifying resistance at the Anti-War shindig this March, and a presence at the WB/IMF weekend. The goal is to meet with affinity groups, anti-capitalists, and anti-authoritarians to collectively oppose the War against Iraq.

March 19th -uh- Wednesday We're meeting at McPherson Square at 3:00 PM and March 21st on Saturday we'll at Farragut Square at 10:00 AM Look for the black flags. At the end of the Saturday event we're having a picnic.

I: I see. And you have recently put out a periodical?

AT: This is true, despite rumors(4) to the contrary, it was "us" who put out the newspapers. It's fun in that "reading economics" stuff sort of way. The paper is called April Uprising.

I: Are you a Bulgarian organization?

AT: Um, no. However, if there was a way to put an anarchist spin on that…. I mean in some way, SDAC could be Bulgaria and Neoliberalism could be the Ottomans. But, we're going have that up soon on http://www.selfdescribed.org or you can email us at selfdescribedanarchist@riseup.net

I: I see. Are you aware that there are contentions(5) about the name of your group.

AT: Yes.

I: That's it? You don't want to address it?

AT: Not really, it might be Pseudo-Borgesian(6) of us or something.

I: So, spokescouncils? What time?

AT: P Street Beach(7), 5 PM March 21st. There is also going to be a spokes on Wednesday March 18th at 5:30 PM at Mt. Pleasant library.(8)

I: Should people bring Putters?

AT: That would be weird.

End of Interview

1. Self Described Anarchist Collective

2. A collection of affinity groups and clusters (a collection of affinity groups), who meet together for a common purpose, often civil disobedience.

3. Frequently frightening non-anarchist tourists in various Southern provinces of the US. Once, a group of anarchists actually protested the touring group of anarcho-put-putters for cultural appropriation(a) of Scottish traditions. Astonished, the masked up clubspersons resorted to more friendly sport: red rover(b).

a. They were unaware, they assumed miniature golf was a general tradition. It was a peculiar situation, since, generally, tradition soap-boxing is a Far Right norm. It was explained to the masked group: "When in Rome, do as Romans do."

b. A genuine All-American game taken from James Fenimore Cooper's book title, and US Naval History.

4. According to news sources in Antarctica(a), the "periodical" was actually put out by various factions of Xenu. When confronted, it was suggested by the Watchmen Re-enactors(b) (non-residents of Antarctica, no offense to indigenous penguins(c) or scientists(d)) that, whether we believed in Xenu or not, Xenu knows us and that our inspirations are directly related to the dictator of Hubbardian prophecy.

a. Antarctica being the headquarters for insurrectionary penguins.

b. Some are "off the wagon" members of Re-enactors Anonymous.

c. Offense to non-indigenous penguins.

d. We're being nice with this term, here.

5. Whiners should shut up.

6. An insult. Jacques Derrida has been called out as pseudo-Borgesian for essentially replicating certain JLB stories and calling it Deconstruction. SDAC is mostly post-Reconstuctivist, so this is a silly insult.

7. The intersection of 25th and P Streets NW. This is part of the Great Inverted Pentagram of DC. There have been thousands of Satanic/Masonic croquet games here, and once a make-shift put put golf tournament.

8. In concert with the Order of the Dragon, the Pentavirate, Ordo Aequitas Albion and the Shelling Elementary After School Science Club: the Self Described Anarchist Collective has called for a Spokescouncil.

Obama the Neoliberal Warlord (Esq.) will be put into a Sylvan cartwheeled Punch Buggy full of ice cream and exited from the Society. They are still looking for a magic spell for that. Also any help with magic spells that heal circle pit wounds would greatly help, especially for the Science Club, who recently discovered Warpriest.

It has been suggested that representatives from each Affinity Group/Secret Society meet Wednesday at Mt. Pleasant Library (downstairs in the big meeting room) at 25th and Lamont NW DC from 5:30-7:30PM.