Instructions on forming a squatter camp
It's easy and cheap.
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One: Move to Florida or somewhere else that is warm.
Two: Gang up with 10 other foreclosed people.
Three: Pick a nice piece of empty land near a water supply.
Four: Collect all zinc sheets and long pieces of wood you can find.
Five: Build a one-roomed structure.
Six: Build the other shacks in a semi circle.
Seven: Build a double bed in the far corner of your shack.
Eight: Search around for a sink and table and orange boxes for chairs.
Nine: Collect firewood and get a nice fire going.
Ten: Retire at dusk and get up at dawn and go forage.
Now you’re set up for life and can only go up.