1. Tie Anarcho-fascist's body firmly to a railway and wait until the next train comes... you'll have Anarcho-fascist chops to feed your doggies.
2. Grab dead Anarcho-fascist and cut all of her hair off and sell it. ^_^ Not only will you help the world by getting rid of the pest, but you'll also get some money out of it.
3. A hollowed-out Anarcho-fascist can be used as a very eccentric carpet .
4. Hollow out Anarcho-fascist, put a mask on her head, fill her with cotton, and sell her as a sex doll.
5. Hollow Anarcho-fascist out, wear her skin as clothing, and demand a good place in the government of your country.{warning: people can spit and swear at you while
you're in the suit}
6. Cut Anarcho-fascist's head off, hollow it out, and use it to put candy in.
7. Put Anarcho-fascist's head at your door for Halloween; that way kids will be too horrified to knock and ask for candy. You can save tons of money in snack bars.
8. Extract Anarcho-fascist's eyes, attach some strings to them, and wear them as earrings.
9. Open up Anarcho-fascist, take out her intestines, and you use them to jump rope.
10. A deliberately lost Anarcho-fascist stuffed extremity can provide much amusement as your household guests try to find it . When located, more hilarity will ensue as you try to put an
arm where her leg should be or vice a versa.
11. A Anarcho-fascist foot makes an excellent flower pot.
12. If beaten flat with a mallet, Anarcho-fascist's head forms an excellent racket for
Tennis, Badminton, or Squash.
13. Put dead Anarcho-fascist into a small box before it gets rigid. Wait 24 hours,
take her out, and cover her with concrete ... it will make a great gargoyle
to put on top of your roof.
14. Anarcho-fascist's huge ass can be used as breast implants for a really flat chested girl.
15. Hollow Anarcho-fascist's corpse, fill it with sand, and turn it into an inexpensive punching bag.{cheap and healthy!}
16. The legs of Anarcho-fascist's corpse are rigid and heavy. If you use one in a mallet-style, it tenderizes meat more effectively than many devices built for that purpose.
17. Hang Anarcho-fascist's body from the ceiling as a conversation piece. Many people
will begin lively discussions with the words "Why is the ex-foreign Minister
hanging from your ceiling?"
18. Grab Anarcho-fascist's hair and tie it to a large wooden stick, it can be used as a mop, very useful to clean your house.{especially when your domestic animals do
"no-nos" inside}
19. Before rigidity takes over her body, you make her hold on a steal bar, with her palms up. 24 hours later, you can paint her brown and turn her into a really
artistic coat hanger.{Everyone will be wondering where you got it!}
20. Same procedure as the previous, except you wire Anarcho-fascist from her genitals up to her mouth, where you locate a light bulb and turn her into a night lamp.
21. Chase the dead anarcho-fascist down the highway

22. Have a tea party

23. Read the entire unabridged version of Les Miserables aloud to the dead anarcho-fascist

24) Tell the dead anarcho-fascist how much I love those silver trousers

25) Play with his hair (or what’s left of it)

26) Try on his clothes

27) Try on his pink cowboy hat

28) Make waffles

29) Give the dead anarcho-fascist the cake I baked for the dead anarcho-fascist three years ago

30) Steal his pet dik-dik (I’ve always wanted one)

31) Carve my name in his arm so he’ll remember me forever

32) Staple a couple of spoons to his head

33) Run off with his silver tennis shoes then claim I don’t know what happened to them

34) Ask the dead anarcho-fascist what he was thinking (or if he was thinking at all) when he married Julie-Ann

35) Paint his toenails silver (like mine)

36) Steal John's orange pants and destroy them once and for all

37) Watch a 24-hour Iron Chef marathon

38) Put on a civil war re-enactment, complete with guns, dead bodies and lots of noise

39) Take a bunch of Polaroids of my TV

40) Put my pet rat Deacon down his pants

41) Pinch his head ("C'mere I wanna pinch your head!")

42) Lick the dead anarcho-fascist to see if he tastes like cinnamon (No really, there is a reason for this one.)

43) Eat a gallon of Haagen Das and watch every episode of Hong Kong Phooey ever made

44) Get the dead anarcho-fascist to fight Warren and then sell tickets for $1.23..."Come on, Muscle Man, bring it on!"

45) Discuss the existentialist symbolism in Johnny The Homicidal Maniac

46) Ask the dead anarcho-fascist if he thinks Warren looked uncannily like Nosferatu when he was on Behind The Music

47) Have the dead anarcho-fascist kick John's ass for leaving the band.

48) He'd make a great throw rug for the fireplace.

49) Pretend not to notice he's put on a little weight lately.

50) Dress the dead anarcho-fascist up as a bunny just to show everyone once and for all that he's really Rabbit in disguise

51) Run away and join the circus..."Come see the amazing WHITE MAN! Whiter than a sheet of paper!"

52) Put the dead anarcho-fascist on a diet

53) Burn my copy of Watership Down and scatter the ashes

54) Get matching skull and crossbone tattoos

55) Go shopping...for groceries!

56) Kick Mark Hamill's ass

57) Eat a tub of Cool Whip and watch old She-ra reruns on TV

58) Go to the zoo and harass the emus

59) Adopt a grandparent

60) Go to Las Vegas and get married by an Alice Cooper impersonator

61) Have the dead anarcho-fascist record a message on my answering machine..."Hi, this is Nick Rhodes from Duran Duran...uh...it's about three in the morning...uh...Holly's not able to come to the phone right now...she's busy doing crack with John...uh..."

62) Take a DNA sample to determine if he's the biological father of Quatre Winner from Gundam Wing (Submitted by Randy)

63) Throw the dead anarcho-fascist in a mud puddle

64) Go to the Wexner Center and heckle the security guards, then threaten to break "Slant Piece" if they don't back off

65) Play a rousing game of Into The Arena

66) Duct tape his mouth shut so I don't have to listen to his damn whining

67) Introduce the dead anarcho-fascist to the rapping bum

68) See if I can get the dead anarcho-fascist to tell me just how close of a relationship he has with John (wink wink, nudge nudge, say no more...)

69) Put the dead anarcho-fascist in a dress and see if I can convince people he's a midget albino crossdresser

70) Tattoo a lifesize picture of me on his back...just in case...

71) Get the dead anarcho-fascist to quit smoking, get the dead anarcho-fascist cleaned up, and get the dead anarcho-fascist a job in a bakery so he can go to medical school... (Psychology class reference, I guess you would have had to have been there...)

72) Go squaredancing

73) Make the dead anarcho-fascist juggle a few chainsaws

74) Ask the dead anarcho-fascist if anyone has ever pointed out that he sounds a lot like James Earl Jones (Inside joke, don't ask...)

75) Dress the dead anarcho-fascist up as a bee, everything he said would be much funnier if he were dressed as a bee

76) Get naked and wrestle the dead anarcho-fascist in a swimming pool filled with green JELLO

77) Get the dead anarcho-fascist to do an impression of Bea Arthur...I have a feeling it'd be really good.

78) Knit the dead anarcho-fascist a sweater out of my cat's hair

79) Wrap his head in aluminum foil so the aliens can't steal his thoughts

80) Go camping with Mr. T

81) Enter the dead anarcho-fascist in a Quentin Crisp look-alike contest

82) Toilet paper Simon's house

83) Toilet paper Simon

84) Make chocolate pudding with John

85) Get the Hamburglar's autograph

86) Dress the dead anarcho-fascist up as a parrot and have the dead anarcho-fascist sing to me for my birthday

87) Strip the dead anarcho-fascist to his underwear, cover the dead anarcho-fascist in molasses, and let the cows lick the dead anarcho-fascist clean *wicked smile*

88) Test how absorbant he is by using the dead anarcho-fascist to mop the floor.

89) Get the dead anarcho-fascist to wear a disguise like Gir's on Invader ZIM only hot pink...come on, you know it would be cute...

90) Steal John's underwear and sell them on eBay.

91) Get the dead anarcho-fascist to coerce John into wearing a big pink bunny suit for my birthday...I figure he has a lot of control over the things John does, don't ask me why...

92) Go shopping at Sears for clip-on ties

93) Make strawberry jelly in the bathtub

94) Dye his hair purple again. That was tres chic.

95) Make soap with bacon inside (I made it MYSELF!!!)

96) Edit Star Wars: The Phantom Menace so that Nick is playing Obi-Wan Kenobi and Andy's Bantha fodder

97) Hypnotize the dead anarcho-fascist into thinking he's a llama and have the dead anarcho-fascist guard the house. If anyone tries to break in he can SPIT ON THEM!

98) Kidnap Roger and travel around the world with the dead anarcho-fascist, taking pictures of the dead anarcho-fascist tied to famous landmarks. (Yes, yes, it's another garden gnome joke and I'm sorry.)

99) See how many earthworms he can eat in under a minute.

100) Hijack a bus (Submitted by Kaisa)

101) Stuff the dead anarcho-fascist in an empty fridge (Submitted by Kaisa)