Serbian Solution

Over the last week Milan Babic (a Serbian) has killed himself at the International Criminal Court in the Hague, the Netherlands. Yesterday the same fate has befallen Slobodan Milosevic – he died (we think). In the eyes of many Serbians this Court has brought nothing but death and shame to many Serbians, some whom owe their very lives, to the two people mentioned above, whereby their actions saved them from the advancing Croatian Nazi Ustase forces, or the Mujahedeen volunteers from Yemen, Afghanistan, Pakistan, Algeria who were only practicing what they learned with their Al Quaida training camps (the beheading of the Christians). It took us (here in the United States) the loss of two large buildings in New York to realize that Muslims are (most probably) not such a peaceful religion. First overt Muslim “displeasure” was evident during the Clinton years as evidenced at: www.abbc.net/islam/english/toread/clilist.htm

Over the past few decades, here in the United States we have identified many new potential enemies – some right – some wrong. Bill Clinton’s need to get his nose (or other body parts) out of Lewinsky’s leg (or other body parts) forced us to bomb a truly peaceful Christian nation of Serbia which was protecting itself against the first encroachments of Islam in modern history. Islam has had many other attempts to enter European Christendom and I personally know of many Greeks, Spaniards, Bulgarians and Macedonians who hold less than fond memories of Islamic conquests as passed down to them generation by generation. Not many people had CNN in the middle ages to show all the horrors of Muslim domination.

As Serbia has been selected for a “problem nation” continuously blackmailed by this very Tribunal at the Hague, to deliver this “indicted criminal” or “that indicted criminal” – this might be a good time to reverse the Serbian role as a sole source of “indicted war-criminals”.

This is a possible solution how to solve the international outcry over “Serbia’s non-compliance” in the acts of collective suicide. I am a little surprised to see that any intelligent person would actually expect any compliance from anybody in such a murderous endeavor.

Let’s see what options Serbia might propose:

1. Cut off all communication with their own sovereign province of Kosovo except a narrow pipeline to the Serbian families that remain there. No road traffic, no phone lines, no fuel, no electricity – nothing – absolutely nothing.

2. Sanctions, were a very useful tool that the West has imposed on Serbia having in fact impoverished the whole nation and stimulated gray market economy of all kinds of swindlers and criminals who profited and established themselves private empires. Now Serbia can impose same sanctions against every other country everywhere till the day Carla del Ponte is delivered to the International Criminal Tribunal of Belgrade established to prosecute killers of Serbians anywhere on Earth. (Bill Clinton could easily be added to that list)

3. Serbia is so impoverished and so left to its own devices that everything is jerry-rigged to work in some silly primitive fashion – so the hardship of the above sanctions will not set them back much more than they already are.

4. Suspend all foreign trade (except Russia, China and Brazil), ban all foreign fly-overs and landing on Serbian soil, airports, seaports or rail ports.

5. Get a team of young Internet savvy Serbians to counter the LIES perpetuated by CNN, Christiana Amanpour, BBC and similar “sources of information” – by finding alternate and more objective sources (like Cleveland Plain Dealer, Christian Science Monitor, even the British Sun and the Star will be more credible if they start getting the accurate and correct news.

6. Expel and close all foreign embassies and ambassadors.

7. Give Carla del Ponte 24 hours to turn herself in to the justice in the Serbian capital of Belgrade.

8. Get the court officers to wear blue shirts, get the judges to wear red gowns (reminiscent and modeled on the uniforms at the time of the Inquisitions)

9. Each time Carla del Ponte goes to use a bathroom, publicize the pictures of her entering and leaving the bathroom with timing results – so additional charges could be added to the indictment for needlessly stalling the case by frequent and needless use of a bathroom.

These are the grounds for the above actions. Let’s have a short overview of the Scriptures: As the Lord sayeth: Revenge will be mine – so it shall be. But the Serbians actually will not need any revenge as a Christian nation fully aware that MURDER is not the same as KILLING.

On account of the following passage Del Ponte could be found guilty prior to the court ever beginning and the rest should equally be a comedy as it was with Milosevic. Here is the sentence:

(God said to Noah, "from each man, too, I will demand an accounting for the life of his fellow man. Whoever sheds the blood of man, by man shall his blood be shed; for in the image of God has God made man" (Gen 9:5-6). So God created a system of capital punishment to be implemented by mankind; man was to take the life of whoever sheds another man's blood. Because God made man in his own image, murder becomes a crime against God and demands capital punishment. There is no provision in the Old Testament for attempted rehabilitation of a murderer.

In the Ten Commandments, God did not say, "You shall not kill" but, "You shall not murder" (Ex 20:13, Deut 5:17). The Hebrew word specifically refers to murder and is never used of executing a criminal or slaying an enemy in battle.

God clearly distinguishes between killing and murder.)

More Biblical sources offer us a range of choices and I personally vote in favor of stoning. Here is the full menu: God specified more than one form of capital punishment in the Mosaic Law. Stoning was the most frequent mode and usually involved participation by members of the entire community, including the witnesses (Deut 17:7). Such public execution probably served as a strong deterrent, because people not only viewed executions by stoning but participated in them.

Offenses punishable by stoning included sacrificing one's infant to Molech (Lev 20:1-5). This passage even includes a warning to those who knowingly permit someone to sacrifice their child. Death by stoning was the punishment for anyone who was a medium or spiritist (Lev 20:27), who blasphemed the name of the Lord (Lev 24:15-16), who performed manual labor on the Sabbath (Num 15:32-36), who worshiped other gods (Deut 13:1-11; 17:2-5), who was a stubborn and rebellious son (Deut 21:18-21), or who committed adultery (Deut 21:22-24).

The sword was also a common instrument in capital punishment. For example, at Mount Sinai, when the people worshiped the golden calf, God directed Moses to have the Levites kill the people by the sword (Ex 32:26-28). After Israel occupied the Promised Land, if a community fell into idolatry, every person in that town was to be put to the sword (Deut 13:12-15).

Death by burning was specified if a man married both a woman and her mother (Lev 20:14) or if a daughter of a priest became a prostitute (Lev 21:9).

There were many other situations in which people were to be put to death. For example, showing contempt for a judge or priest who stands ministering to the Lord (Deut 17:12). If a person owned a bull that had a habit of goring people, but did not keep it penned up and the bull gored someone to death, the owner must be put to death unless payment is demanded of him instead (Ex 21:28-30). Death was warranted for anyone who intentionally killed someone (Ex 21:12-14), who was a sorceress (Ex 22:18), who had sexual relations with an animal (Ex 22:19), who attacked his parents (21:15), who kidnapped another (21:16), who cursed his parents (21:17), who struck a pregnant woman causing her to lose the child (21:22-25), who committed incest (Lev 20:11), who committed homosexuality (Lev 20:13), or who raped a woman (Deut 22:25).
By virtue of quoting Christian Laws they automatically take precedence over any man-made and subsequent Laws. So these Laws become effective immediately and retroactively.

Bibliography sources:
1. Christian Perspective of Self Defense by Larry Fox - Published in the February 28, 2003 issue of Ether Zone. Copyright © 1997
2. The Bible
3. Common sense

Iliya Pavlovich PhD