SAN FRANCISCO, California --- After San Francisco voters banned guns
in the most recent election, city officials say they are struggling
to keep up with the massive amount of guns being voluntarily turned
over by gang members and other criminals.

"When I proposed this ballot initiative, I knew we'd rid the city of
guns," said Supervisor Chris Daly. "I guess I wasn't prepared for
the massive turnout by local gang members so eager to give us their
guns. We're having to take away from resources in our pot farming
initiative that passed in the last election in order to handle all
of these guns."

Gang members were lined up for several blocks outside of a San
Francisco police station in order to turn over their guns. "It's
the right thing to do, yo," said a gangbanger known as Fizzle. "Da
peeps in Frisco said no to guns, so we got no choice but to hand
over that shizat. Now I gots to go be an organic farmer or some
shit like dat. It ain't right. I stole this .45 two years ago, and
now I have to give it to the police. It just ain't right."

The gun ban is so effective that police are reporting gang members
and violent criminals from as far away as Bakersfield lining up to
turn over their illegal and stolen firearms. "I've never seen
anything like it," said one officer. "We've been talking about
turning over our own guns, because we won't even need them any
more. This is exactly what we thought would happen, and it's just
so amazing to see it actually coming to fruition."