when her beeper goes off, people think she's backing up.

c.. she had to go to Sea World to get baptized.

d.. she was born with a silver shovel in her mouth.

e.. her favorite dress is a tent.

f.. she left home with high heels, she came back with flip-flops.


g.. she has to iron her pants on the driveway.


h.. she needs a building permit for her girdle.

i.. she needs a hula hoop for a belly button ring.

j.. she puts on her belt with a boomerang.


n.. she sat on a rainbow and Skittles popped out.
(I DO NOT GET THIS ONE)


o.. she sat on a quarter and got two dimes and a nickel.


s.. when she steps on a scale, it reads "One at a time, please".

t.. when she steps on a scale, it says "To be continued..."

u.. when she steps on a scale, it says "I don't do livestock".

x.. when she hauls ass, she has to make two trips.

y.. she eats Wheat THICKS.

ah.. when she wears a Malcom X shirt, helicopters try to land on =
her.

ai.. she shows up on radar.


am.. she looks at a menu and goes, "Okay!"


ao.. when she goes to a restaurant, she doesn't get a menu, she gets =
an estimate.


ar.. when she goes to the beach, the kids yell, "Free Willy!"


aw.. when she sits at the beach, Greenpeace tries to tow her back =
into the ocean.