We're back to our more regular form this week, folks as we bring you George Bush's latest distracting efforts to deflect some attention from Tom DeLay's indictments, Bill Frist's own personal SEC investigation and, well, who knows what else? The Pentagon is still screwing over the troops, no one knows what the hell is going on in Iraq, least of all Rumsfeld and we revisit an old story with a new and amusing twist. Bill Bennett is a dunce and Italian girls just wanna have fun; no wagering, please.